Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Bonzo For President

According to KTUU, 29% of the people voting in their poll plan on supporting Ron Paul at Alaska's Republican caucus. That might be a little high because I doubt if 29% of the people voting in the poll are even going to the caucus. I went once. It was okay. You had to pretend to care what other people thought, but that's true almost everywhere you go.
Mike Huckabee came in second, even though according to a friend of mine he shares 97% of his DNA with a chimpanzee. I don't know why he would say that or how he could even know. I'm not sure if a chimpanzee has come forward, or what.

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