It's Mother's Day Eve; Call 'em if Ya Got'em

When you're as good at making up headlines as I am you hardly have to bother with actual posts. I once read about a lesbian comedian who always told a joke about the Amish because, hey, they'd never know. Even though Karen is sitting right next to me I could tell you what we got her for mother's day because she doesn't read this blog. I was going to tell you, too, but then I realized it's not that great a gift. She's going to think less of us, but why should you? I'll tell you this much, thought it's amazingly garishly blue.