WWAAD (What Would Alan Alda Do?)

Today at church, we had a Korean pastor. He took his text from the book of Ezra. He talked about how hard it was for the Israelites to decide to return to Jerusalem after 70 years of exile. Most of the people with the chance to "return" had never been there in the first place and had no memory of it. To illustrate that point, he told us that the Korean War ended 55 years ago, and 40% of South Korean children think the war was between Korea and Japan. When Karen heard that, she was shocked. "They've never seen M.A.S.H.?"