I was notified of an open swim for dogs at a local pool, and wanted our dogs to be able to participate. I could have put on my gay dad outfit and ridden them up there, but I have to work today. I asked Leah if she would take them, but she said that our prissy* little dogs don't like to get wet. It makes sense; by any objective measure they are cats.
*She didn't actually say "prissy", that's more of an editorial comment.