Now, Let Us Turn to the Verses Starting With Catch-22:1

It turns out the answer wasn't in James at all, but in 2 Thessalonians

For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

I think I'm going to go back on the Overtime Desired List for the next quarter. That should bring in enough money to pay for a new bike. Of course it also means I won't have time to ride it.