You probably already knew that Paul Simon was a genius, but here's more proof. How can I have gotten so objectively flabby and soft in the last two weeks, and yet, by the time I finished work today, I was so painfully stiff.
Need more proof that Paul Simon is a genius? In that same song, Call Me Al, is the clearest explanation of most Christian's faith that you'll find:
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal.