If I Had a Super Power...

Went to bed last night filled with self-loathing and peanut butter. Woke up this morning feeling great. A good night's sleep had allowed my amazing powers of rationalization to work. Since today is Leah's birthday and we're going to Mumbo Gumbo, it was important to do a little training beforehand so I would be prepared when faced with a side of their perfect biscuits. The last thing you want to do in a restaurant is choke.