We're waiting around a doctor's office where Karen was just told she has carpal tunnel syndrome. That's my girl, she's never met a syndrome she didn't have.
While we were waiting, I read this article that explains why, as much as I want to leave, I'll never be comfortable anywhere but Alaska.
Oops, apparently the iPhone's copy/paste function doesn't work in the "link" box, so I'll just have to tell you that gist of the article was that short, chubby neurotics (does that sound like anyone you know?) are best suited for life in a northern town.