Like a Broken Record, If Anyone Still Knows What That Means

Here's a transcript of what was going through my mind today, "Oh, oh, oh, it's cold. Ouch. Bad word." Repeated endlessly.
It was cold and windy today. I've said that before, haven't I? Okay, it's still cold and windy. I know it's Alaska, but honestly, even my tongue is chapped. And it's supposed to get to -10 tonight with wind chills to -30 tomorrow morning.
In a few minutes Karen and I are going to go pick out some tile for the bathroom. I imagine we'll follow our usual script. We'll get whatever Karen wants, and then I'll sulk about it for a few years, and then we'll replace it with something that Karen wants, and then I'll sulk....