I think I'm going to be on a relay team in the Fireweed. One member is faster than I am going up and down hills, and the other is faster going up. They're both faster on level ground, so basically I'm the team mascot. I just hope the big bobble head doesn't make it hard to breathe.
I just hope you thought that was funny, or funny and sad, because apparently "a successful joke implies insight, and insight, especially if it's pithy and self-explanatory, is the basic currency of a high-speed information economy."