I'm not trying to minimize how bad a bowler the president is, but we make the Special Olympics look like Mensa.
I was telling a co-worker today that our management's decisions have been so perverse lately that I was beginning to pick out things I wanted to buy during our going out of business liquidation sale. He said he thought that they could mismanage it, but that they wouldn't be able to kill it. He said "It's like the Eagle's song, 'They can stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast.'"
Very encouraging, I guess, although the line about checking out (you can never leave) made me skeptical about any early retirement plans.