I was talking to two ladies at work this afternoon. We could have been working, but the clipboard people say that sorting mail in the afternoon isn't on our flowchart, so we have to take a break or use vacation time to leave early. They were replacing screws in the bottom of their crampons so that they'd be ready for next winter. I said, "That's tightening," One lady said, "How'd you know that?" and the the second one said, "He's a man."
I said, "That's going in the blog."