Monday, December 03, 2012

Medical Updates

When Dr. Oz says that Metamucil "escorts cholesterol out of the body," it implies a much more orderly process than is in fact the case.
And then, in more medical news, I don't know what these kids on my route were doing this afternoon, but when I walked by, my glaucoma was cured.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous12:46 PM

    You are so hysterical! I'm sure that if you had known of the free cure for glaucoma you'd have searched it out on the internet and not waited for the kids to point it out.