I Don't Know Why Appliances Are Writing To Me, But I Don't Like It

According to Wired magazine, the robots will be replacing us soon, but we'll enjoy it because of all the reasons techy people think a world without people will be better. I would have thought so too, until this morning. I was excited when I got a new printer, and it had its own email address, so you could print from anywhere in the world by sending the file to the printer. But this morning, the printer started sending me emails offering me coupons.