During the night, Sarah and I were exchanging insomnia updates. I told her when I wake up, I like to check if Trump is still president. She said that worked pretty well for Osama bin Laden. I don't think it will turn out the same way, though. If Seal Team Six burst into his compound, I don't think any of Trump's wives would jump in front to save him like bin Laden's did and if Trump yelled, "Don't shoot," they couldn't because he's their commander in chief. They'd just have to smile sheepishly and leave. It would be embarrassing. Nope, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you, Robert Mueller. Next post, why that won't work, either.

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