This Pretentious Cheddar Has A Fine Nose

I have an appointment for a stress test on Thursday, and a consultation about it with a cardiologist in July. If the test indicates I'm about to die, I asked if could have the consultation sooner, and they said yes. I'll tell you this much, if I'm about to die of heart disease, I'll be drinking a glass of wine with dinner. Ha, that's a lie, if I'm about to die, I'll be drinking a glass of melted cheese with dinner.