Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Tiger Woods Doesn't Endorse Toilets

I've been in the market for a new toilet. Apparently the Maelstrom measure of toilets, or at least some toilets, is measured in ability to flush golf balls. I hate golf as much as the next man, and I've had my share of digestive upsets, but I'm not sure how relevant golf balls are to flushing. I know Oreck used to advertise that their vacuums could pick up a bowling ball. Their competitors said that was an irrelevant measure. Now, if you had a toilet that could flush bowling balls, then you'd have something.
We also just bought a new medicine cabinet. It's so plain that even Jane couldn't bring herself to use it.

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