This Blog Post Was Not Coordinated In Any Way With The Candidate Who Would Probably Be Horrified By It Anyway

Breast cancer survivor  and Alaska state legislator, Sharon Cissna is running against our Top Ten Most Corrupt  Congressman Don Young. She was motivated to run partly as a protest against the TSA's apparent policy of groping the prosthetics of breast cancer survivors. To me, this suggests a campaign slogan that she could use, "Don't squeeze fake boobs, and don't elect them either."