I just saw one of my customers on TV standing next to Daniel Baldwin. I've been to my customer's house, well duh, that's what I do, but he's been to my house too (although I can't say it looked like he was having a particularly good time) so it's like a real relationship. They're making a movie or something in Seward, but you know the important thing, right? I just rock when it comes to "Six Degrees of Separation", especially if you consider how likely it is that Daniel Baldwin has met his brother, Alec Baldwin. From there, we (I say, "we" because I'm pretty sure that if you've read this far, you'd probably like to be my friend) can link all the way to Kevin Bacon, and from there it's a whole new game.
Add in that my customer once made a straight-to-video movie with Lindsay Wagner, and really, it's like I'm the Six Million Degrees of Separation Man