Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Okay, every so often, we have to take a deep breath and remember the things that are really affecting us. For one thing, I will never EVER reward Stanton Optical for their omnipresent and annoying ads by buying two pairs of glasses for $69. And I don't know if I can still be middle-aged if I'm getting senior discounts, and also if my skin is so crepe-y that it could be used for streamers (hey, fun idea for my funeral?). Rhetoriticians will tell you that lists like this require three items, but I could only think of two, and that sort of bugged me...

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