Using a shop vac to suck up water all over basement floor from the plugged up washing machine drain. Job secure since the shop vac hose banged into the washing machine dial and started flood all over again while my back was turned.
I'd rather be spending time telling people about #MargaretStock.
Maybe you could talk amongst yourselves about her while I play the role of Sisyphus and Noah's love child. The role of Judas is being played by the Shop vac.