I Bet You'd Retweet These If Only You Followed Me On Twitter. Sure, That's Why Nobody Ever Retweets Me

Quick update: My daughter and I signed up for the Heart Run. We got there and then remembered we hate crowds. So we walked home instead.

It appears that I'm no longer a blogger, based on the fact that although I'm still a lovable curmudgeon, I can't be bothered to put more than 140 characters in a row to express it:

Me: 2007-2014: Blogger 2014-2015: Tweeter 2016- inhuman grunter #atavism #regression #TwitterAndTheDeclineOfHumanity Need proof? #Benghazi

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 28, 2015

and, 

https://t.co/Rw8OsDAUyX Forgot a step, meme generator: Image tagged in snowball jim inhofe http://t.co/fN31TAtsX1 via @imgflip

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 28, 2015

I still make those trenchant political comments that you used to follow me for:

He’s talking to you, Anchorage Baptist Temple. https://t.co/U1OkT0k5dh #separationofchurchandstate #anchoragebaptisttemple #abt #ak #alaska

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 30, 2015

Bees prefer flowers that kill them. “That’s so stupid,” as I put gas in my car. http://t.co/U9RyocWiGN #bees #BigOil #ibikeivote

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 29, 2015

Corporations now spend more lobbying Congress than taxpayers spend funding Congress http://t.co/uX53JmKlIU via @voxdotcom

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 20, 2015

Almost retweeted @LOLGOP about Jindal hypocrisy but then I remembered he’s the William Hung of the GOP. Can’t mock a parody of a politician

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 26, 2015

and

Distinguish Fox news & Fox viewers. Viewers know something's wrong, Fox tells them blame those trying to fix it. https://t.co/LcDoEYmgvJ

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 18, 2015

I still plug Earth Girls Love_____

🎶That’s me at the grocer That’s me in a t-shirt🎶 Freddy’s is great, but for lip balm, bags & shirts http://t.co/z4KxmTm3aS @EarthGirlsLove

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 21, 2015

and I still post updates about what's going on in my life,

AND a swap meet⁉️Count me in. #APH pic.twitter.com/fH9CndlHIE

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 26, 2015

Very productive day. It’s only 10:30am and I’ve already had a NAP! Probably why wages are going up. http://t.co/ci2AyF1cKc #goodlife #zzzzz

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 30, 2015

and for another example, I used Microsoft's app to guess my age:

Here's how my day is going: pic.twitter.com/K1YwiM15Td

— David Hart (@hartofak) May 1, 2015