I Bet You'd Retweet These If Only You Followed Me On Twitter. Sure, That's Why Nobody Ever Retweets Me

Quick update: My daughter and I signed up for the Heart Run. We got there and then remembered we hate crowds. So we walked home instead.

It appears that I'm no longer a blogger, based on the fact that although I'm still a lovable curmudgeon, I can't be bothered to put more than 140 characters in a row to express it:

Me: 2007-2014: Blogger 2014-2015: Tweeter 2016- inhuman grunter #atavism #regression #TwitterAndTheDeclineOfHumanity Need proof? #Benghazi

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 28, 2015

and, 

https://t.co/Rw8OsDAUyX Forgot a step, meme generator: Image tagged in snowball jim inhofe http://t.co/fN31TAtsX1 via @imgflip

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 28, 2015

I still make those trenchant political comments that you used to follow me for:

He’s talking to you, Anchorage Baptist Temple. https://t.co/U1OkT0k5dh #separationofchurchandstate #anchoragebaptisttemple #abt #ak #alaska

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 30, 2015

Bees prefer flowers that kill them. “That’s so stupid,” as I put gas in my car. http://t.co/U9RyocWiGN #bees #BigOil #ibikeivote

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 29, 2015

Corporations now spend more lobbying Congress than taxpayers spend funding Congress http://t.co/uX53JmKlIU via @voxdotcom

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 20, 2015

Almost retweeted @LOLGOP about Jindal hypocrisy but then I remembered he’s the William Hung of the GOP. Can’t mock a parody of a politician

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 26, 2015

and

Distinguish Fox news & Fox viewers. Viewers know something's wrong, Fox tells them blame those trying to fix it. https://t.co/LcDoEYmgvJ

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 18, 2015

I still plug Earth Girls Love_____

🎶That’s me at the grocer That’s me in a t-shirt🎶 Freddy’s is great, but for lip balm, bags & shirts http://t.co/z4KxmTm3aS @EarthGirlsLove

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 21, 2015

and I still post updates about what's going on in my life,

AND a swap meet⁉️Count me in. #APH pic.twitter.com/fH9CndlHIE

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 26, 2015

Very productive day. It’s only 10:30am and I’ve already had a NAP! Probably why wages are going up. http://t.co/ci2AyF1cKc #goodlife #zzzzz

— David Hart (@hartofak) April 30, 2015

and for another example, I used Microsoft's app to guess my age:

Here's how my day is going: pic.twitter.com/K1YwiM15Td

— David Hart (@hartofak) May 1, 2015

Walk A Mile In My Shoes? Walk A Mile In Your Own D*** Shoes. But, You Know, With Me.

Anybody doing the UNtimed Heart Run? And want someone to walk with?

Sort of a trick question, because I want someone to want me to walk with them. 

More information at their site and, as always, you can ignore me right here in the comments section. 

Are Our Attention Spans Getting Shorter?

I'm not sure about yours;  I've downloaded Longform and Tweetbot, but I've only used one of them so far this month.

Santayana 2015: Those who do not remember the past are probably watching Fox News. #foxnews #LOLGOP
— David Hart (@hartofak) April 1, 2015

CNN reporter in Tikrit. Bill O’Reilly sees it, claims to be reporting from war zone. #foxnews
— David Hart (@hartofak) April 2, 2015

TGIF!! Starting the weekend big time with Grimm & Amazing Race. I’m still young right? #AARP
— David Hart (@hartofak) April 3, 2015