Wryly

Before I went on weight watchers, I was the Buzz Lightyear of weight gain, "To infinity and beyond!"

I saw one of my customers yesterday who had been ill. She claimed to have gained back the weight she had lost, but her eyes were so sunken that I believe she could see stars during the day.

I've decided to think of gasoline in terms of soldier's blood. I think that will encourage me to try and avoid using it unless it's really necessary.