I got up to go to the bathroom and I thought what a great time to weigh myself. I haven’t lost any weight for three or four weeks. I was hoping to have lost two pounds, but I gained five, which given my expectations was effectively seven. I’m going back to bed and assuming this is all a bad dream. If that works, I’ve got a lot more things to try it on. When I wake up tomorrow, President Harris will be returning from a NATO meeting where she wasn’t revealed as a gibbering idiot.
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